Hundreds of years ago, when we were children, watching football was both enjoyable and uncomplicated. Crisp Sundays meant nestling into the couch with your family — maybe with a pile of Sunday funnies and Toys ‘R’ Us ads — to spend the afternoon enjoying honorable sport, indulging in civic pride and humming along to “The Super Bowl Shuffle.” This went on for many blissful years, until one day football got REAL REAL complicated, and there was Twitter, and concussion research, and the politics of White House visits, and Penn State. Today, being a football fan involves not just knocking back beers with your family but determining where you stand on about 600 tricky social, ethical and political issues. Frankly, it’s enough to make anyone long for laying around reading Garfield. Do you know how bad things must get to make people long for Garfield? REAL F**KING BAD.
So can you …