This South Park Fan Theory Makes Mr. Mackeys Bullying Story Even More Harrowing [Video]

Imagine if your childhood bully returned to your life as an adult under a new identity and started bullying you at your job. It’d be a nightmare come to life, m’kay?

Compared to a certain teacher-turned-U.S.-president at South Park Elementary, Mr. Mackey Jr. is one of the more well-adjusted, level-headed staffers at the school where children spend decades trying to graduate from the fourth grade. As South Park Elementary’s guidance counselor (and the South Park City Council’s Head of Public Health), Mackey is charged with maintaining the mental health and well-being of the South Park kids, which, given the frequency of uproariously violent and disturbing incidents at the school, is a daunting task. However, despite the extreme circumstances of the position and the kids’ general dismissal of his attempts to help them, Mackey does a m’kay job at being one of the less psycho adults around. 

That said, even Mackey’s mind has some dark corners, …